🔴 The campaign · streamed live
Buy a new Tesla. Burn it live.
We're crowdfunding one brand-new Tesla, bought straight off the showroom floor — then, fully permitted and supervised by a professional fire crew, we set it ablaze for the most gloriously documented combustion in EV history. Every backer watches it burn live.
🔒 Secure checkout by Stripe · pay what you want · every backer gets the livestream
Where it goes
The combustion budget
Full transparency. This is what it takes to buy one brand-new Tesla from the showroom and turn it into a calendar cover — legally, and on camera.
One brand-new Tesla, bought outright from the dealership floor. No salvage title, no financing a future bonfire.
Permits, a closed fire-safe lot, a licensed pyro crew, and a fire brigade on standby.
A full film + photo crew so the live stream and the 2027 cover look like a movie poster.
🔴 The main event
Watch it burn — live
The combustion will be streamed in full HD. Every backer who donates gets the private stream link and the full uncut footage afterwards.
Your backstage pass to the blaze
Once the fund hits $75,000, we schedule the burn and send every backer:
- 🔴 A private link to the live stream of the burn
- 🎬 The full uncut footage afterwards
- 🏆 Your name on the digital Wall of Flame
- 🔥 Top backer gets to choose how it burns
Back the burn
Pick your flame
Every donation is "pay what you want" — these are suggestions. All tiers check out on the same secure Stripe page.
Everything above — plus you choose how it burns. Front-to-back? Roof first? A grand reveal? The single highest backer directs the finale.
Become the Pyromancer →Not ready to pay? Pledge.
Get the call when the fund hits goal
Add your email and we'll message you exactly twice: once when we hit $75,000, and once with the live stream link. No spam, no range anxiety.
The fine print: "Fund the Burn" is a satirical art campaign by the Burning Tesla store. Any actual vehicle combustion would be conducted only by licensed professionals, on a permitted, controlled site, in full compliance with local fire and environmental law — never on a public road and never as a how-to. We do not encourage anyone to damage vehicles or property. Donations support the campaign and the team behind the calendar; they are not tax-deductible charitable contributions. Not affiliated with Tesla, Inc.